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Jai Guru DeVa Om

I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.

In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.

by White Dude With The Fro April 18, 2010


Guru dell'informatica

Davide Furfaro, è questo il nome dello storico e leggendario guru dell'informatica,
si racconta che l'informatica non abbia segreti per lui.

Guru dell'informatica per tutto e tutti

by UnAllievoDelGuru August 31, 2020


Motorcycle guru

Someone important to the motorcycle hierarchy.

I know a good motorcycle guru. Ask her anything about motorcycles, she knows everything there is to know about them. She has read all the brochures and something about it makes her feel tougher, so she started calling people pal even though she never talked that way as a kid, and it's weird when you hear somebody start talking weird in their 30s. It would be like somebody who tried to keep everybody around them from cursing or using language that didn't come from a Disney film or show most of the time suddenly talking like a badass.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022


Sexy Guru

Teaches people the way to become sexy. Usually a YouTuber or an instagramer.

Did you watch the Sexy Guru's new video?

by Plazmic_Golem January 14, 2018


Underpants guru

A person who uses spirituality to sleep with women.

Eric used his theosophy to get laid last night, he's a real underpants guru

by Orjj August 31, 2023


Guru Kiran TV

Worlds biggest bitch aka Psychopath... He thinks he is the leader but turns out to be the world's largest motherfucker..

Wait is that Guru Kiran TV... well karma will hit him bad.

by purpleegde:)syche May 23, 2025


Guru Kiran TV

The World's biggest bitch, he thinks he is a fucking Leader but turns out to be the opposite. Just a MotherFucking Asshole.

Wait he is such a bitch and an asshole...
No he is Guru Kiran TV

by purpleegde:)syche May 23, 2025