I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.
In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.
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A person who is romantically attracted to large cardboard boxes.
Yo that guy is such a Big Box Guru
a very sexy cool person who is the best DJ and part of the bench bitches. He's sooooo sexy and a ladies man he is segsy coolest person ever
that sexy guy is a total DJ GURU
a polo king, wears polo all day everyday, has polo accessories and clothing.
Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!
Plain and simple, the Koolaid Guru is Gerald.
Corey- man that Koolaid is good.
Gerald- of course it is, I'm the Koolaid Guru
A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.
"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."
Iconic line from kubiwa kyouiku no susume made by the hit band gulu gulu
Ai: do u like kubiwa kyouiku no susume
Lanju: guru guru mawaru?????