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Jai Guru DeVa Om

I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.

In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.

by White Dude With The Fro April 18, 2010

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Big Box Guru

A person who is romantically attracted to large cardboard boxes.

Yo that guy is such a Big Box Guru

by APTHOMP0905 January 14, 2024


DJ GURU

a very sexy cool person who is the best DJ and part of the bench bitches. He's sooooo sexy and a ladies man he is segsy coolest person ever

that sexy guy is a total DJ GURU

by DJ GURU November 30, 2021


Polo Guru

a polo king, wears polo all day everyday, has polo accessories and clothing.

Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!

by noswag228 August 30, 2011


koolaid guru

Plain and simple, the Koolaid Guru is Gerald.

Corey- man that Koolaid is good.
Gerald- of course it is, I'm the Koolaid Guru

by Dong Johnson December 12, 2019


afternoon guru

A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.

"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."

by ExtraSweetLu November 8, 2019


guru guru mawaru

Iconic line from kubiwa kyouiku no susume made by the hit band gulu gulu

Ai: do u like kubiwa kyouiku no susume
Lanju: guru guru mawaru?????

by namipamiwami December 6, 2022