A female that is quick with her hands, either helping others or causing others pain by hitting them. Uses very violent methods to help gain fame and harsh words
Handy Mandy is a beast
When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.
..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."
When your girl gives you a hand job in the shower using your body wash.
J-"Since we are both naked in the shower we shouldn't waste this opportunity for you to give me a soapy handy."
M-"Get bent, do it yourself."
A hand job you get while standing in a crowd.
While I was at a Palm Beach Bar, I got a standy handy.
When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.
Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."
Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."
An Asian that likes to suck dick
Handy Chandy come suck me big dick
A handicap person who is an overall general douchebag. Hating the world because they are handi
An Example would be that old army war guy with a patch and in a wheel chair that's always screaming at the birds and people or hitting on old women.
Ex: That old fuck is some handi-douche. Lets Kizzle him