a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window
guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right
A hermit nerd prefers to work alone, being to social is exhausting, and thrives on independent projects. Enjoys reading, doing research, and mentally stimulated by others intellect.
The research associate is the perfect job for a hermit nerd he loves to work alone and prefers soltitude.
Using the word "Hermit" as a verb. Hermit being the status given to oneself or another for staying home in solitude without regard for society or social conforms.
"I'm about to go into a long bout of hermitity"
The Definition of a cunt
Man, Boris The Hermit is an actual cunt.
A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission
"The bar? Hold on, dude. Lemme ask the wifey real quick...I'm such a Vag-Hermit!"
*OR*
"What'chu mean I can't hang out at Jerry's? Just cuz Sarah'll be there...you serious??"
While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell
I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out
Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.
"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"