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very bottom of humanity, and society in general. You can never find a hick in someplace where it isn't rural. Most of them are poor and stubborn, so they couldn't survive living in cities like Atlanta, Houston, Los Angeles, Seattle, New York City, etc. You get the point. They're also called Middle Americans but I like to call them worseless inbreds that needs to be offed for participating in incest, horse riding, killing animals for a living, racism, and politics. All of them are far-right Republicans, just like the Klu Klux Klan. They make the ENTIRE white community look bad. Usually the places you find them is: nowhere. They prefer being isolated from society to escape diversity, open minded perspectives, buying things, and ultimately everything in general. This all comes from conservatism.
Hick 1: I'm tired of those muhrfukn mexicans stealing our jobs, even though we always steal other countries' natural resources!
Hick 2: You got that right Billy. But at least they're not as bad as the jews. Libtards! They run all of media. And they always stick up for niggers.
Hick 3: Man, I need a cigarette.
Hick 2: Damn, I'm in need for a cancer stick too. They're bad but they ARE legal, unlike spics.
Hick 3: Damn right, brother.
Random Normal White Person: Man, fuck you hicks. Go back to the south, we don't tolerate that shit here.
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usually from the outskirts of ThunderBay(Murillo,Rosslyn,Etc.) who wears lots of plaid, usually bush jackets from Canadian Tire, smokes lots of darts & only drinks beer and rum "because other drinks are for pussies"
Hey you see John Z over there with the Budweiser hat & bush jacket? What a hick.
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Its a wanna be country person that lives in urban areas. They never do anything country
Damn central high school is full of hicks
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Tiny small dick with no foreskin left as boyfriends rip off in the night.
Boy 1: (slurps)
Hicks: GIVE IT BACK!!!
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Texans, mostly. Also most southerners.
the Texan did not wear shoes or do laundry becuase he is a hick.
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y'all don't know shit on what a hick is.
y'all are describin' a redneck.
I for one am not a hick, but a resident of rural New England I live near many. They tend to live in shity houses as they are poor. Own many guns. drve shity trucks. Shop at Walmart. Wear carharts and tee shirts. They wear in carhart or artic cat jackets in the winter. They also drink lots of cheep bear, such as Bud Light. Many are fat, though some are thin and few are in the middle. I often wonder about why this is. they are diffrent from rednecks as they are from the northern extremes. Rather than liking the heat they seem to enjoy it when its really cold out. Like 30 below. I can rarely understand what they say as they have thick accents, slurring their words together. They use far more tobacco products than the average person. often smoking and chewing together.
"Either burry it or triple bag it and throw it away"
hicks advice for dispossing of a dead, rabid racoon
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