One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).
<knock> <knock>
Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.
4π 4π
During sexual intercourse, the girls is laying on her stomach with her ass in the air. The man gets in a three point stance much like a football player. His hands are in the are open as if heβs ready the catch the ball, but really heβs fingering her. From there, she says hike. He inserts his penis as deep as he can causing her body to retort. Leading her to move forward like a center in a football player.
Andre: Dude, me and Amber did Down ,Set, Hike.
Marshall: Really? Whatβs that?
Andre: You donβt know? Well, Down, Set, Hike is easy. During sexual intercourse, the girls is laying on her stomach with her ass in the air. The man gets in a three point stance much like a football player. His hands are in the are open as if heβs ready the catch the ball, but really heβs fingering her. From there, she says hike. He inserts his penis as deep as he can causing her body to retort. Leading her to move forward like a center in a football player.
Marshall: Iβm gonna try that tonight.
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To say you are doing something/anything other than what you are actually doing at the time. A lie to avoid embarrassment or repercussion.
Gov. Sanford of South Carolina was reportedly "hiking the appalachian trail", but in reality was shackin' up in Argentina. On Father's Day to boot!
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A pharse used to describe an extra martial afffair that you are hiding but are really out of the country.
The governor of SC was hiking the Appalachian Trail this weekend.
10π 21π
Any cover story a politician or other person of power uses when cheating on that person's spouse.
From the disappearance of Gov. Mark Sanford in 2009.
What happened to the senator this weekend?
He's off hiking the Appalachian Trail *wink*
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Euphemism for leaving the governor's mansion, without telling anyone where you're going, and then disappearing for a week while breaking up with your mistress in Argentina.
A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.
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A back up method used by (R) Governors to see ones girlfriend/mistress when you are told "no" with your first choice.
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.
A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"
"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?"
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"
"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}
"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."
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