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When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.
Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!
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Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something
HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!
The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.
Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!
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guy 1: holy shit
guy 2: holy shit
God's duckas.
I saw Him say, "Let there be holy shit." And there was. And the holy shit was good.
Girl (12 years old): Fuck, fuck, fuck, augh augh augh!
Me (43 years old): Holy shit aughhhhhh!