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A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.
Wow! Look at all those women he's pulling! His clunge hoover is definately working tonight!
To put super glue on your pee hole so you don’t get a girl pregnant
Who needs codoms. Just Hoover dam it. You won’t get her pregnant. .
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The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.
"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"
"duuuude"
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Pleasurably simulating ones anus with the brush attachment on a vacuum cleaner.
Tony: last night I gave myself a Hoover tickler.
David: that sounds painful.
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When an old man cums and it comes out in a poudery texture much like Jew children after the holocaust
Aaron was Emptying the Hoover all over oisin and he gosted it like a boss
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A person who sucks the fun out of any given situation
Person 1: I bet I could juggle these five rotten eggs
Person 2: bullshit
Person 3: No don’t if you drop them it will make a mess
Person 1: Oh fuck me who invited the fun hoover
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When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.
When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.
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