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When a program that is scheduled to be recorded on your DVR is preempted or cut off early due to a schedule shift by the network (i.e. breaking news, overtime sports event, etc).
1. President Obama was planning to Tiv-Hose the nation by preemtping Lost with the State of the Union address.
2. Motherfucker! I got Tiv-Hosed when the game went into overtime, and the DVR stopped after the fourth quarter!
When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.
man Jenny gave me the garden hose, she garden hosed the shit out of me last night!
clamped hose When a guy is urinating but the penis eye is partially blocked and causes a side way piss spray.
His clamped hose has caused piss to spray the the wall like a fire truck hose.
When you are chatting with your bros about how awesome the sky is, then you realize it's cloudy out.
Nope, totally gay hosed, I mean cloudy.
adjective: 1. To get cheated or taken advantage of over something that is out of one's control
2. To feel taken advantage of in an under-handed, immoral way
3. To get completely drunk and then expel the remainders by means of explosive diarrhea the next day.
4. Someone who is sodomized by either a penis or a foreign object to such a degree that it tears the lining of the anus.
butt hose; butt hosed,
noun: a hose that is inserted into the anus in order to give a colon cleanse.
Dude, I got totally butt hosed today man. My car was parked within the lines of the street where it was legal to park, and that cock-sucker meter maid wrote me a $100 ticket anyways!
Did you see that drunk slut get butt hosed by that dude last night in our living room?! There was blood everywhere!!
The Dallas Cowboys got butt hosed by the Minnesota Vikings in the game the other night: a complete blow-out. Wasn't that fucking hilarious to watch?!
I got completely cocked last night off of a liter or Rum and jerked off in the bushes. Awesome times no doubt, but my gut is rocked today. I totally butt hosed the toilet this morning and there's shit everywhere!
Definition of a Female in pursuit of a Fire Fighter.
Originated in Oswego County
She's always hanging around the Fire Station....I think she's looking for a Hose to handle. Women like her are Hose Hunters
The "Double Hose" occurs only when an individual or entity is "hosed" twice. This can occur in one's personal or professional life. Please refer to the urban dictionary definition of hosed.
Example 1: Professional Setting
Sales Guy 1: I just had a 5 million dollar locked in with HP. HP would not get back to me on the financing and the customer ultimately decided to buy IBM.
Sales Guy 2: Shit. You got hosed.
Sales Guy 1: Worse yet, IBM told my customer they could not buy from me so I ended up not getting any part of the deal.
Sales Guy 2: Wow man...you got Double Hosed.
Example 2: Personal Setting
Friend 1: My girlfriend just dumped me man.
Friend 2: Sorry Dude.
Friend 1: Yeah...she actually left me for my coworker that rocks designer jeans, armani shades, and likes the Cowboys.
Friend 2: Hosed man...
Friend 1: She also is blackmailing me with some pictures she found of me when I used to rock skinny jeans and a mullet.
Friend 2: Double Hosed Man!