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When a female is reciving anal butt sex from the Dominant Male (headbanging) and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly hawks a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she trund around and recieves a facefull of semen in her eyes.
"Dude i gave that bitch a dirty houdini last night just before i tossed her ass to the curb."
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a combo of a Houdini -doing a guy/girl from behind, spitting on his/her back, and ejaculating in his/her eye- and the Angry Pirate - ejaculating in his/her eye and giving him/her a peg leg.
Step 1: Do her/him from behind. Pull out before ejaculating and Spit on lower Back
Step 2: When the person turns around, you cum in their eye, which they will tend to by covering it with their hand, creating the effect of an eye patch. They will also make a weird grunt sounding much like a Pirate saying ARRRRG.
Step 3: Wait for the person to get up. Immediatly, once standing, kick that person in the shin, creating the effect of the peg leg
Step 4: Sit back and laugh at the person hopping around on one leg, covering their eye while screaming Arrrrrg from the top of their lungs!
Mike- "Last night, I busted the Pirate Houdini combo on my girl!"
Alex-"Did you laugh while she jumped around screaming ARG from the top of her lungs?"
Mike-"Sure Did!"
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(noun) during "doggy-style" you spit on her back to simulate cumming. She turns around and you cum on her face and shout "HOUDINI!"
It was like magic! he came on me twice in 10 seconds!
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Much like the famous disappearing act of Harry Houdini, you perform a disappearing act of your own...place a girl in the doggy style position in front of a window so that she can see outside...before inserting your cock, you switch places with one of your good friends (or some random dude) who will proceed to fuck her brains out. Meanwhile, you run outside of the window and wave to her.
-Jenny broke the window when she saw Kyle waving outside during the Houdini extrodinare.
-Wow, after I pulled off the Houdini extrodinare, Jenny won't speak to me any more...I don't know why, Sir David Andrew Segich had a great time.
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The act of titty fucking a woman with such large breasts your dick disappears.
When I titty fucked her she gave me Houdini Dick.
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When you beating off in the dark and you cum without your girlfriend knowing then ask her for a handjob she then goes to grab your dick and grabs a handfull of cum.
Me:Hey babe you should help me out with a handy
Baby:fine
Baby:WTF you asshole you pulled a Houdini handjob on me!
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The Extreme Houdini is a sexual act with the following prerequisites: the couple must be having sex doggy-style, with the receiving partner facing a window on the first floor of the building. Another person, unbeknownst to the receiving partner, must be present in the room, usually hiding in a clost, as well.
The act is as follows: At a pre-decided interval, the giving partner pulls out and the hidden person must seamlessly take his place inside the orifice in question so as not to alert the receiving partner. Then, the original giving partner must leave the room, go outside and wave to the receiving partner through the window.
That ho was so surprised when she saw me waving after me and my friend did the Extreme Houdini on her.
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