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An underage girl that looks good.
Those Olsen Twins are illegally cute.
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This the age you want to start to talking to a minor under age girl. A year before she’s legal. To get to know her. And start loving each other so you can have sex when she becomes legal to consent to have sex with you.
Do they really lock up people for having sex with non adults when they have sex with people their age? Does t make sense to me even if they barely illegal and about to be legal a week later or even if they pretend to be kids and is adults. They still arrest them for life for rape.
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Another, less provactive, i would say politicaly correct way of referring to someone who is a; pedophile, peeping tom, overall creeper.
"Our professor looks like an illegal recruiter."
"When justin puts on those glasses he looks like an illegal recruiter."
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To drink an excessive amount of alcohol to the point of intoxication where it is against the laws of physics and the federal government to be standing upright.
The young man got madd illegal and then proceeded to vomit in the punch bowl at his senior prom and then make out with his 73 year old English teacher.
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Something that is a little bad but not illegal.
Did you just kick that bin? Woah! In my opinion, that's semi-illegal.
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What water is called inside a mariner classroom.
To cop came to the marriner classroom and searched for illegal water.
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A black person who acts like or thinks that they are a white person.
Ray (black): How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
Bill (white): How Many?
Dick (white): How Many?
Ray (black): None, They’ll Have a Nigger Do it!
Bill (white): Ha Ha Ha
Dick (white): Ha Ha Ha
Bill (white): Hey Dick, He's Illegally Black!
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