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A suburb of Chicago located about 30 miles south of the city. Mostly known for its prisons, even though the main prison is now closed, and Statesville is in Crest Hill. Known mostly as a ghetto town, but that is mostly downtown and the east side. The west side is where mostly white middle class people live, and a couple of black people. But vandalism can be an occasional issue on the west side (Mostly cars being egged). East side is mostly Mexicans and blacks. All in all, Joliet is your typical city with areas that are better than others. The far west side of the city is often confused as the neighboring village of Plainfield.
Person 1- Your moving to Joliet, Illinois? That's such a ghetto!
Person two- Actually, I'm moving to the west side, which is far much nicer than the east side, also known as the ghetto.
Person 1- Oh...
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The classic Harrisburg look: walking briskly down the sidewalk shirtless, with your dirty t-shirt tossed over the shoulder, ripping a cig, and talking on the phone
Harrisburg Illinois is filled with trashy dudes ripping a cig by the courthouse
A small, rural, farming community located in the North Central part of Illinois. This town is mostly made up of rednecks, farmers, white trash, and wealthy retired folk. Durand is pretty mellow, however it can feel like the ghetto sometimes with all the drunks, weed smokers, and pregnant white chicks around.
You might be in Durand, Illinois if:
• everybody in town owns at least one piece of farm equipment.
• you see at least four drunk people in public, not counting the bar.
• everybody seems to have a taste in both country and hip-hop music.
• you have bring your tractor to school day.
• your black friend is whiter than you are.
• you are related to all your classmates/co-workers.
• outhouse racing is considered a sport.
Person 1: Hey your from Durand, Illinois right?
Person 2: Yeah, that's right.
Person 1: Wow! Your town looks like shit!
Person 2: Well! We are the outhouse capital of the world!
pretty dope town. went to school here, pretty lit
“yoo bro i went to school in woodstock, illinois.”
“sick daddy.”
Oswego Illinois is the BEST TOWN EVER. some people think it sucks because they are chicago wannabes, but it is actually a lot of fun if your not inside whining and playing video games all day. Like going for a run out into the country or visiting the village grind orr dairy hut! Theres also a nice library and a pool ( the civic center) . I loveeeeeeeeeee OSWEGO (: all yu oswego haterss go move to chicagoo !
person: OSWEGO ILLINOIS is so boring.
person2: No its not.
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When one is either suddenly ignored, and/or when one person signs off without a proper farewell.
Guy: So what do you do for fun?
Girl: I like to play watch movies, listen to music, and hang out with friends, you?
-Guy has signed off-
Girl to random friend: He totally just Illinois Maled me!
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The pit of hell that is filled with redneck hillbillies that love going to Cracker Barrel and putting out there confederate flags too, the kids are also high on meth and are toxic and want to fight eachother 30 million fucking times a day.
Wow.. what is that smell? Oh wait.. I’m in Mattoon, Illinois I forgot.
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