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When the woman you like advises you that she has guy friends. This is a warning that you are not the only "friend" she has. So how you are treated, is how here "friends" are treated.
I just want you to know that I have "guy friends" and I am not going to give them up, I just want you to know that.
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n. a person whom you can trust with nearly any information and count on to help you out of a difficult situation, also gives advice to help you avoid making a mess of your life; many people are considered to be friends, but few truly are.
Bob tells John that he wanted a can of beer despite the fact he is underage and that he had one. John respects Bob's actions and keeps the info to himself.
John has pissed off his landlord and now his life is in danger. Bob grabs whatever weapons are available to him and rushes out to help protect John.
Bob is sad and decides masochism is the answer. John reminds him how stupid that is and that hurting yourself solves nothing.
pseudofriends: (those you think are but really are not friends)
John sells Bob's secret to the school gossip.
John is lost and calls Bob, but Bob hangs up on him and ignores the hail because his favorite show is on TV.
Bob is expecting a call from his girlfriend and John hands the phone to Bob, except John does not tell Bob that it is his mother that called and not his girlfriend. John laughs as Bob takes the phone and says "Hey baby, you want to make some more love tonight?"
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One who you never sleep with. EVER.
Ryan: You sure we can't get together?
Jodi: We can be friends.
Ryan: A friend... right.
Ryan then proceeds to cry on the inside whilst keeping a blank expression on his face.
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People who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. People who make you laugh till you pee your pants. People who ALWAYS have your back, nomatter WHAT. People who Love You just the way you are and never want to hurt you. :)
I Have A LOT Of Friends That Could Fit Thiss!
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A friend is someone that can make you laugh, at any point in time
She/He will always care about you even if you have a huge argument
Me: I'm so upset, I can't belive she said that about me!
Alice: Well at least she didn't steal your eyelashes
Me and my best friend have a psycic connection, and we know how we feel, even when we are apart
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A category of definition on urbandictionary.com. When you try to define a word, it asks you to pick a category, and one of the categories is 'friends'. Logically, you would think this would be the place to talk about your friends. However, just about every entry like that is deleted by someone who says 'urbandictionary is not a personal message board'. If it's not a personal message board, then why does this category even exist!?!?!?!
I think I'll talk about Chris under 'friends'. WHat, it's been deleted!? Damn you, urbandictionary, and your deceptive ways!!!!!
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(V) 1. When you masturbate until your penis bleeds
2. When you use fine grained sand paper to rub off callouses on your penis in the hopes that masturbation once again feels good
3. Sprinkling salt on ones penis so that it shrivels up and can fit in small holes such as the hole in the middle of cds
4. Any self-mutilating excessive masturbation
1. I need a band-aid because I just gave myself The Friend
2. Let's go to Home Depot. I wanna give myself The Friend later
3. My penis looks like a slug when I do The Friend
4. That fool has a Frankencock from doing The Friend too much
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