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Someone who sleeps on their back with their hands to the side and legs straight out
"Dude I was trying to spoon with her but she's a coffin sleeper and slept like a rock"
"Oh that's the worst man"
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Any larger varieties of dual-cab pickup trucks, SUVs or RVs that are filled to capacity with Senior Citizens (age 55+). Mobile Coffins are generally hazardous to the public as they are usually unaware of their vehicle's speed (driving well below the speed limit), waning attention to detail (driving through a red light or stopping at a green light), and poor judgment of distance vs time (pulling out in front of you). Mobile Coffins may also cause more casualties than who is currently occupying the vehicle. This is mostly due to the age of the driver who is currently manning the helm.
Did you see that Mobile Coffin blow through that red light? Yeah, he almost clipped that guys rear end.
Boss: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."
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An artist known mainly on Youtube and TikTok. Most know him for his voice sounding almost identical to Kurt Cobain’s. He is very talented, and kind to his fans.
His socials;
TikTok: BunkbedCoffin
Instagram: BunkbedCoffin
Youtube: Bunkbed Coffin
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When a black man is buried in a vampires lair and getting mushroom slapped buy the vamp
Dude I herd Larry the nigger got black coffined by that vamp
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Where you give someone a bear hug and proceed to jerk them off.
Grab a dude and huge him tight so he can't escape and jerk him off, hence the Standing Coffin.
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A straight-ahead bike lane striped on the curbside of a turn lane, so that turning vehicles have to turn across the bike lane.
Cyclists using that 'coffin corner' bike lane are likely to get hooked by any cars turning right.
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A tasteless term for the vagina, referencing abortions.
Matty D: Yo, take me on the date, tell her to bring a friend.
B: Uh..you're not my boyfriend.
Matty D: thats why shes getting me some bittie to nail it in her baby coffin
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