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Something funny to yell when you're in the woods with your friends
Friend: what do we do now
Me: *yells* CLOWN MEETING
a polite way of saying "jack off"
-did you meet joe yet?
-hey bro ill call you back in 5 minutes
- where you gonna go?
- to meet joe
- its been so long since i met joe.
When a meeting is taking place and an uninvited person (as they are walking by) interrupts the meeting with their own agenda. Meeting-jackings are a tragic consequence of the Open Door Policy
I was meeting with Cindy in my office about our computer policy and Bob meeting-jacked us to talk about new uniforms.
When your at your girlfriend’s house and you really wanna smash but her parents are around, so you call a bathroom meeting.
You: Damn I wanna smash
Girlfriend: But my parents are over
You: Bathroom meeting?
Girlfriend: Bathroom meeting.
A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.
Co-worker A: How was your meeting?
Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.
After work drink or lunch with colleagues/customers with excessive alcohol consumption.
she : gone be home early today?
he : sorry, got a liquid meeting.
After work drink or lunch with colleagues/customers with excessive alcohol consumption.
she : gone be home early today?
he : sorry, got a liquid meeting.