Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.
One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.
Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!
* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.
Sex, Salam, for penis. Hide the penis.
Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'
To engage in sexual congress.
1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.
2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.
Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.
When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.
to have sex with a boy/girl then staying away from them after
Girl 1: I just had sex with Ryan
Girl 2: Ride it then hide it baby girl
The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.
Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!