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When you fart under the covers then open them up to smell the aroma brewing in your dutch oven.
Open the oven door to smell the poo pie. Even better when your bed partner unknowningly picks up the covers to get under the sack and is hit with a wave of stankness.
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when you are having anal sex with any living being and then they fart on your dick
bobby: omg my dick fells awesome inside your ass, but what is that smell?
fernando: oh sorry bro, i just farted
bobby: PUFF OVEN!
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When you fart into a bong and pass to an unsuspecting friend
"Dude hit this dank!"
"Word dude"
Hits bong.. barfs
"Lol you just got an AmsterDAMN Oven"
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Very bad funky hot stale breath. Like morning breath. Humans and animals can have mouth ovens. Exhaling and others can smell your bad breath or for that matter the offending critter with funky breath odors.
He gave his girlfriend a mouth oven in the morning because he didn't brush his teeth, ate a tuna melt with garlic and drank a glass of milk. Contributing to his mouth oven was the fact he ate out his girlfriend the night before after he consumed that tuna melt with garlic, that glass of milk and after eating her out without brushing his teeth.
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The act of farting while fully clothed in full snow attire, very similar to the Dutch Oven, but is done to the self, by a process of the fart rising as hot air tends to do from your pants up your snow jacket and damn straight into your nose. Note: the Dutch Oven is done to another under the covers, the Canadien oven is far more potent and has full reprucussion upon the farter and is some sort of a form of suicide or inflictng pain upon oneself
Dammit Chase, I just Canadien Ovened myself, I think I might die from the smell!
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((Warning - this is a parallell/micktake of fridge mothers))
The reason for neurotypicality remains unknown. There are several theories, however, perhaps one of the most well-known, despite being discredited, is oven fathers. Kann Leor first proposed this idea. In his 1949 paper, he attruibited neurotypiclaity to a "genuine excess of paternal warmth" and the oven father theory of neurotypicality was born.
People used to say that oven fathers caused neurotypicality - we now know that neurotypicality causes oven fathers.
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So after you eat fish and chips for three days straight you shit the bed (similar to the Dutch oven except with shit). Trap your partner near the shit and smash her head down with your asshole (similar to a boston pancake but with a face)
For my wife's annevarsary while sucking my wanker I gave her the gift of an English oven.
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