tubs world

When you enter a relationship, you enter a new phase of life: Nights on the couch, gazing dreamily into your lover's eyes. Moonlit walks on the beach. Ravenous consumption of rocky road. Twenty pounds. Brunches. Love handles. Acne. Baby showers. Elastic waist pants. Alas, before you know it, your dream of relationship bliss has become a new reality: Tubs World.

Brah: "Hey brah. You surfing Saturday?
Boyfriend: "No. Lila and I are going to the farmers market and Home Depot."
Brah: (blank stare)
Boyfriend: "Tubs world."

chicken tubbing

when you get so fucked up so you jump in the shower to sober up. the shower then turns into a bath. the warm water washes over your body. you become nauseous. you puke up your chicken quesadilla. now you are in a tub of your digested chicken.

“Dude no way - last night Bryan got so fucked up he went chicken tubbing again.”

positive tub

positive tub refers to someone who is joyful and kind. They are quite energetic and grateful. They are very fun to be around

‘ kara and tilly are such positive tubs!’

baby tub

A Schlitz beer with a shot of Jager.

What are the odds we drink 6 baby tubs right now?

Tub-caulker

A person who only has sex with overweight women 300lbs. or more.

Person 1: Hey did you hear?!
Person 2: hear what?
Person 1: I heard your cousin is a real tub-caulker!

Ripping Tub

Whatever you want it to mean!!!!

Ripping Tub

Lets go rip some tub bro

Tub-Rub

Noun or Verb:

Of or relating to a $20 hand job handie.

A hand job paid for with a new Harriet Tubman twenty dollar bill.

Steve: This lot-lizzard just gave me a hand job for twenty dollars.
Gary: Oh, you mean you got a Tub-rub.

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