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The theory that all intelligent consciousness on earth constitutes a collective "clump" that deserves love, belonging, and happiness. Members of the clump school of philosophical thought believe in a shared functional responsibility to attempt to reduce pain and increase happiness amongst all members of the clump. There is still uncertainty as to what species are "intelligent" enough to be in the clump, but proponents of clump theory emphasize that all of humanity, including future generations of humans are a part of the clump and that since their wellbeing will depend on our upkeep of the environment, we can have a positive impact on future members of the clump by caring for the environment right now.
Followers of the school of clump theory would emphasize that even if Krom* has low energy and puts out negative vibes, he's still a part of the collective clump and should be treated with love and respect.
*Names have been altered for the sake of anonymity
A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.
Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.
The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"
The theory in which you can save space in a bed by removing ones clothes. Making a bed seem bigger, so you and a girl can comfortably engage in sexual acts, by removing articles of clothing.
Slaying mad hoes is made easier by use of The Clothing Theory
A term to describe the phenomenon of finally finding something when you have given up on it.
An example would be finding a girlfriend or boyfriend. If you simply stop looking so hard to find a relationship, eventually it will find you.
The Lego Theory is based on what happens when you play with Legos. Typically while you are playing with Legos there is a moment when you are looking for a particular piece and can't find it. After you've given up on finding it and some time has passed, it magically appears.
By believing in the Lego Theory I was able to not only find a girlfriend, but my car keys as well.
The Oisinverse theory is a theory that all of the universe/planets are apart of oisin's mum
Have you ever heard of the Oisinverse theory? It's a amazing theory
The idea that a person will be close to a significant other until something tears them apart. After what is usually a few years the two people will meet up again and be attracted to one another. Such as a boomerang leaves but comes back.
Friend 1: "John started seeing Claudia again; its been 4 years since they were together."
Friend 2: "I told you the Boomerang theory was real!"