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Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 14, 2021


boi shut yo sensitive ass up

A meme originating from a youtube comment.It is displayed with a meme (or stupid)Video above and the sentences below are comments

Person1:This Video is so powerful,im in tears
Person2:boi shut yo sensitive ass up

Person2:nevermind I just cried

by Meganiggafaggot October 24, 2017


shit in yo ass

The courage needed to face or overcome an immediate obstacle. Almost always used in a negative connotation.

Cash: Guys, let's go. I'm tired and just wanna sleep.
Timmons: Bitch, you ain't got no shit in yo ass. We'll go when I SAY it's time.
Cash: Yes, master.

by Legacy 09 July 27, 2010


Jump in yo ass

When you wanna scrap with someone who is talking mad shit, getting disrespectful, or steps to you with an attitude.

John: You a punk ass bitch Michael.

Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.

by Chupapi16 February 21, 2023


Shut yo bitch ass up

A common phrase used by the black population

Homeless guy: “spare some change sir?”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up

by Fetch008 March 16, 2024


MRSA Yo’ Ass

When you get MRSA (an infection) in your butthole.

I’m gonna MRSA yo’ ass!

by RyotRayne July 25, 2022


pop a cap in yo ass

an aggressive term for shooting someone, normally used by those of a darker skin tone or just straight up people from Da Hood.

"drop the money or i'ma pop a cap in yo ass"
"get back here before I pop a cap in yo ass"
"bro, did you hear about the incident that happened the block around the corner? shit was crazy, one dude popped a cap in everybody's ass."

by Mar4343💯 March 31, 2024