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When someone says 10 inch you have to subtract by 3inches it's still a big penis that is great for sex
You rember that really sexy guy I told you about he told me he his dick is a 10 inch
Well lucky you
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Giving a lady a hard-time in order to make her feel satisfied.
When I dropped my bird off last night she said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me"
So I stuck it in her 4 times and slammed her tit in the car door!
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The true inch. An inch long. Nothing like the pathetic American Inch.
MAN"Look at my 8 inch beast!"
WOMAN"Jesus! That IS huge! I think I need some help with that...let me call a few of my girl friends..."
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One with a small wanker who sends a photo of his small wanker to his buddy.
Hey, I have a small want to be my “inch buddy”.
Ok!
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When a person asks for the size of your dick, you reply with a number that is 2 inches bigger than actual size
Adam: Dude, how big is your dick?
Jacob: My dick is 6 inches
Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?
Jacob: Man-Inches :(
Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher
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when a penis is quit big and lovely
full and Voluptuous
jelle: i can only be friends with people who have big penises
conner: why?
jelle: so i can have some BIG fun
conner: well then mine is a 12 inch
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