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Two powerful people that are meant to be together.
India and chad are a good couple.
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Like Captain America, but is an Indian stereotype. His alter ego is Sachin Dhullipalla, a call center worker. When he is Captain India, he dresses in traditional Indian clothing with an Indian flag as his cape, wearing a magical fanny pack filled with curry and math, and rocking socks with sandals. First, he will confuse his enemies by throwing the math at them, then he will throw curry into their eyes and escape on his magical flying elephant.
I thought I would be killed by the Summer Soldier after he threw a Cheerwine bomb at me but then Captain India came out of nowhere and saved my life!
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A type of marijuana which exceeds all others. Will be quite literally the finset joint you've ever had. Comes only as resin and can be recognised from the distinctive gold writing found upon it. Smells & tastes as good as it smokes.
'some good shit'
'india's finest man'
'i'm never smoking any street crap again'
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The unnamed Mumbai call centres that 1) persist in phoning up Britons to spam them, or 2) are used as help centres in lieu of a place that actually has any connection to the business you're trying to get through to.
"Oh crap, they've put me through to bloody Planet India."
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Literally the most reliable, honest, strong-willed, caring friend you will ever have. Girls with the name India may come off as weird or intimidating at first, but once you get to know them, you'll love them forever. India is always there for you and ready to support and defend you and your decisions. She's headstrong and organized, and may be bossy or judgement at times, but she is always looking out for you and making sure your happy. She's probably a Libra and will buy you really nice gifts as a way of expressing her love. She's really smart and will probably be hella rich one day and invite you to her fancy mansion. India's picky with just about everything, but when she's chosen something, it's usually the right chose. If an India chooses you be grateful. She's the best person you'll ever meet.
Person 1: What's a word that means stunningly beautiful and amazing?
Person 2: India(the hooman).
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The school of logic that compares and correlates two or more disparate, independent entities or events using absolutely no logic, usually based on superstition, WhatsApp forwards, hearsay and personally, socio-culturally preconceived notions. An utter disregard for basic science and lack of any empirically proven evidence is a key aspect of this school of thought. Usually deployed by Indian Gen X-1 to screw the living happiness of Gen X.
Why can't I go swim?
Because Pluto is no longer a planet, and it messes up your birth-chart, swimming pools have piranha pee in them according to NASA and you didn't do what I asked you to do without explaining it because I am just generally superior to you in all regards. By the way, who swims on a rainy/sunny day?
That makes no sense. I can't argue with that. Fucking Logic of India!
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Is the name of a YouTuber, who refers to himself as the Captain of the Ship (Ship meaning his channel) and Pirates to his audience. He has a quality audience who understands the new generation of content creators. He is among the few young creators who will bring the change to YouTube India.
Oh look , Captain India is talking about Carry Minati again.
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