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Refers to a movie that didn't do well at the box office, or isn't very good. Modern version of "straight to video", as in netflix, instead of having to add it to your que, you can watch it on instant netflix immediately, thus showing its poor quality.
Oh man that movie was pretty bad, its a total "straight to instant"
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Someone who claims to be a die hard fan of a music artist once one of their singles gets popular to seem cool when they actually greatly dislike said artist.
Girl: Omg I love this band! Their my favorite!
Man: Didn't you just tell me you hate these guys?
Girl: Ya but that was last week before I heard their new hit song!
Man: Man your such an Instant Listener...
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A tranquiliser...obviously :P
Florrie had once mentioned instant karma to Henry, but he thought it was a kind of tranquiliser
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to walk into a dance club and see a bunch of hot bitches; when you leave you tell your buddies that you got an instant hard on in front of your wife.
man, I just walked into the club and "instant hard on"
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Having a woman on your shoulders, pick her up slightly and spin her around putting her vaginal area on your face, leaving no choice but to indulge in your quick meal.
Chris: Dude, this chick went on my shoulders, so guess what bro happened.
Greg: Instant Ramen?
Chris: Instant Ramen.
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A song that John Lennon released right before he was shot and killed.see irony
I don't believe in Karma but if you do then don't release a song like Instant Karma cause IT WILL GET YOU!
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Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.
Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents."
Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."
Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.
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