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A group of highly classy, sophisticated gentlemen who regularly engage in business meetings while enjoying a delicious lager. They discuss topics such as bitches, beers, goats, opportunities and chlamydia. If you tell a woman you are an international businessman, you are guaranteed to engage in sexual intercourse with her, possibly resulting in giving her a pink sock.
Hobbs: Business meeting tonight boys.
J-Mut: Fuck yeah, gather some bitches and beers.
International Businessmen: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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distancing and belittling women along with shaming them due to believing your gender is inferior.
"I'm not like THOSE girls."
"I'm one of the guys! Girls are too dramatic and prissy!!!"
"Feminists make me SOO embarrassed to call myself a woman!!"
"Those girls are slutty!"
"Woah calm down with all this internalized misogyny"
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Another name for the International House of Pancakes. It's a way to spruce up a night that ends up up alone, drunk and in need of grease and carbs.
Friend: "So what happened to you after the bars closed? You were wasted. Did you go to that one girl's place?"
You: "It wasn't worth it. Her roommates put on the block. Went over to the International House instead"
Laughing at something mildly humorous in a situation where a chuckle would not be socially acceptable. A very stomachy feeling.
Dude that joke was good, I internal chuckled because I'm at the funeral parlour!!
The fancy new name for the War Zone in Burque. Much to the shock and dismay of Marty Chavez, changing an area's name doesn't decrease the crime rate.
Hey, let's go to that new Vietnamese place in the War Zone. I mean, sorry, the international zone.
when someone says something so dumb that you are just confused as to how they have made it this far in life
person 1: what do you think of anti-vaxxers?
person 2: i think they might have a point i mean have you seen what they put in those things?
person 1: scientifically approved ingredients?
person 2 exactly we have no idea what those "scientists" put in them.
person 1: *dies internally*
A black man who loves people from all over the world.
He doesn't hate anyone. He's international chocolate.