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An excellent creation, where you can get pretty much any information you need at the click of a mouse. But most sites (like MySpace and GameFAQs) are overrun by dumbasses, whiners, fanboys and complete assholes who will never get a life if it could save the world.
Social conversations on the internet look a bit like this:
n00b: shut up lol u r gay
Emo: omg wtf i hate you now im gonna cut myself lol
Sensible gamer: I believe the Wii will be better than the PS3 because I feel like playing in a different way this gen.
Fanboy: U FANBOY, EVRY1 NOWS PS3 IZ BETTA DAN DA WII LOL
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The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.
The internet is more powerful than any human in existence
The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence
It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)
It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it
meh maybe the internet wont implode
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The greatest waste of time ever devised by man.
I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . .
*checks clock*
DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
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Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"
Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!
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A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void
Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!
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magic place in virtuality where we can meet outside the boundaries of normal life.
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What was, is and shall ever be. And probably something else too.
I saw it on the internet
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