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by Chuck Palahniuk. one of the best and most bizarre books ever written. the story of some really fucked up people who's lives mesh together in some really fucked up ways. highly recomended that you read this now!also read Fight Club!
Give me Drama
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Give me Sex Changes
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Give me Invisable Monsters
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The branch of science which studies how to make people, places, and/or things disappear and reappear where they disappeared from or elsewhere.
Mr. Nauyouseeim Nauyudount is one of the few people licensed to disappear and reappear. At a college which teaches Invisibility Science, he is giving a demonstration of his ability to disappear at will and tells the audience, "One second after I snap my fingers I will disappear." He snaps his fingers and vanishes. One loud “AHHH!” floods the auditorium as everyone present reacts to his announced disappearance. One minute later, he reappears on the opposite side of the stage from where he disappeared. Another loud “AHHH!” floods the auditorium as everyone reacts to his reappearance. "Any questions?" he asks the audience. A young lady stands up and asks him, "Where did you go when you disappeared?” "I went into a different dimension... which also exists in the same place where I disappeared from," he says.
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After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.
So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!
He will just go into your base when you least expect it then he wi-
I tried countering the invisible protis sniper with spore crawlers but then i got sni-
The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.
What am I, invisible chopped liver?
Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!
She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.
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