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Doe Joke

A Doe joke is always told with extreme finesse and panache, it is however a retarded joke, and is only funny because it isn't.

You: So I bought a Wii the other day...
Doe: Oh lolololol I bet you've been playing with your Wii all day huh?

You: ....
Doe: Get it? Your "Wii".
You: Doe joke!

by RiChess December 15, 2011

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stag and doe

a wedding shower that includes men and both sides of the wedding couple, not just the bride; see jack and jill or jack & jill

My wife and I went to a stag and doe last Saturday for Greg and Julie who are getting married next month.

by Jake January 30, 2004

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Doe DIck

One who has little to no common sense, but has super human strength.

You are a doe dick

by Fireman911 October 17, 2013

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doe

Doe, No only with a D

"Hey you gots any money?"
"Doe I just spent it all"

by David March 5, 2005

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Does not compute

Robot slang for "I don't know" generally followed by an exploding head.

"does not compute, does not compute... *BOOM*"

by nate-dawg-dizzle December 7, 2009

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doe eyes

beautiful exotic eyes; usually almond shaped

Audrey Hepburn had such beautiful doe eyes.

by ilovederekk August 26, 2009

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where they at doe

Black people that can not find what they are looking for

I know u have bitches over "where they at doe"

by Heatingduke0 November 6, 2014

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