itchy fingers

the most annoying itch
more annyoing than itchy ballz and obviously horrible spelling errors

omfg!itchyfingerz are t3h suk!

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Itchy Dick

When one hasn't had intercourse in months, which results desperate behavior and denial.

Jake: "Hey dude, why were you staring at tracy?"
Brad: "What do you mean?"
Jake: "Ever since you and Brenda broke up, you've been acting different."
Brad: "No, I have not. It's just your imagination."
Jake: "Someone has a case of the Itchy Dick."

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itchy salsa

when you poop and dont wipe good enough, after effects 'itchy salsa'

Chandler exited the bathroom with an upset face, then proclaimed "we ran out of toilet paper, now i have itchy salsa!"

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Itchy-Tuckey

When a transgender female (biological male) gets an itchy rash on her/his genitalia due to tucking her/his genitalia between her/his legs for too long.

Buffalo Bill had a bad case of the itchy-tuckey.

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Itchy still?

Itchy still is the new version of ‘itchy hands’. It describes someone who’s like to tapping, scratching his/her body parts. It is not because of you have a bad manner or you’ve influenced by the culture. It is because you have the Swine flue. The ‘Itchy still’ is the new version of ‘itchy hands’ which is another word for Swine flu.

‘Are you itchy still? You need to see a vet now’

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itchy willy

when you have an itchy willy

Leonie: I have an itchy willy

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Itchy and Scratchy

What your hoping your pussy wont be after you find out that you did the In and Out with a 437737 guy.

Holy shit girl...I had sex with that guy from the internet and now my damn pussy's all Itchy and Scratchy.
Shit woman...go see a Dr. Pronto!

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