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As compensation for participanting in No Nut November, which is harder than you think, you can also participate in this event where you must nut every day in January. It’s certainly an easier challenge, it probably happens every day tbh... just follow it and you’re a good person.
Cisgender Male 1: What do you plan to do during January?
Cisgender Male 2: I’m going to do Jack Off January.
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When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.
Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)
Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!
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The little bit of coke you take home from your bag to snort before you watch porn and try to jack off.
Matty: Hey brigham, here’s a line to take home.
Brigham: Thanks for the jack off coke.
When one masturbates upon waking up in an effort to relieve themselves of morning wood
Yeah I caught Johnny lumber-jacking off on PornHub in his bed yesterday after his 6:30am alarm.
A sexual act in which one places 2 pieces of bread or toast around ones erect penis and masturbates into said bread. The cum soaked bread is then given to a willing and ready female (or male) for consumption
"Hey Schwa, I bet you'd really like a jack off sandwich"
"Hey run to the store and get me some bread, i'm really in the mood for a jack off sandwich"
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A competition among males to see who can ejaculate the largest amount of semen.
Dude 1: Dude, I challenge you to a jack-off-off. I've been saving up.
Dude 2: No good dude, I've already busted a load today.
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The journal a man keeps that documents his previous masturbation experiences. Typical Jack Off Journals contain time and date of session, video title, size of load and level pleasure rating.
Neil: "Yo man did you just read my Jack Off Journal!!!!????
Pete: "Yeah bro, you've been puttin in some serious overtime!"
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