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Jacob

The hottest man alive and dates Nola

Jacob is dating Nola

by J Gross November 11, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacob

A boy who will love you unconditionally, forever. He's an amazing guy, but has shitty habits and friends. He sucks at texting back, but when you're together in person you're happier than ever. He has trouble filtering himself, but it's ok. It's difficult to feel the same about him for more than 24 hours.

"I fucking hate Jacob so much-- Wait, he's being sweet now.."

by im.insignificant July 30, 2015

15๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jacobisms

A series of tantrums, usually done by people called Jacob, that eventually become death threats. They even could involve threats such as "I will throw a book at you!" meaning, they will throw a knife at you.
STAY AWAY FROM JACOBISMS.
They call themselves "royalballpython01" STAY AWAY FROM HIM ON ROBLOX

He is having Jacobisms

by SciencePi May 6, 2020


Jacob

Tall and built like a twig, can beat your grandma at scrabble, will steal your girl. He is extremely awkward and clumsy will probs drop his own kid. Walks like a giraffe.

Jacob, why is it so small?

by Areyoudoingjuju November 22, 2021


Jacob

Just a tall person, man will you with his vibes.

Dude 1 : Have you seen that guy??? Im quivering rn

Dude 2: He's totally a Jacob no wonder bro

by mangobro May 11, 2021


Jacob

Jacob is a great guy with a great personality. The one things about jacobs is that they just never win, EVER! Jacob can hold a great conversation for 30 seconds without getting distracted and can only talk about conspiracies. But remember they NEVER win.

Hey Jacob did you win? - friend

NO, I NEVER WIN!! - Jacob

by The Bakery February 22, 2022


Jacob

A party pooper

That guyโ€™s really being Jacob right now.

by rubellaspreads November 23, 2021