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A Jess is a girl you don’t pay attention to but if you really get to know her, she’ll be the love of your life forever. If you find a Jess, don’t lose her, lose yourself in her
‘Bro, that Jess is weird’
‘Don’t be rude, you don’t know her like I do’
5👍 3👎
Literally the greatest guy you will ever meet. He's a juggalo and girls can't help but fall for him. He has beautiful blue eyes and an amazing smile. Girls are often jealous of his girlfriend because she has what they want. He won't cheat on his girlfriend EVER and he is just an amazing guy.
Girl 1: Damn did you see Jesse today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was with his girlfriend.
Girl 3: I wish I was her.
15👍 15👎
You’re everyday Feilding cunt. Says he’ll root and boot yah but in reality he falls in love with you. What a soft fuck. Thinks he’s got a big dick when in reality it’s a 90 degree curve banana looking thing. Gyms to much and has a thing for frying pans
Jesse: wow is that a frying pan? I bet she’d love my 90 degree dong
8👍 7👎
Jesse is a blockhead. He is slow and morbidly obese. He has no hair and no teeth. He is a loser who's addicted to drugs. Everyone hates him. He is a lazy immature worthless bum. He cant keep a job and he mooches off of other people. He is a high school dropout and a leech who has aids. He should be in prison or dead. He looks like a pedophile
Jesse is the ugliest dude alive
Jesse is a fat tranny whore
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noun
1.
NORTH AMERICAN informal offensive
a male homosexual.
7👍 6👎
A really amazing friend/boyfriend,who is funny and hot model looking pretty boy (big muscles) hard working anyone would be lucky to just be in his presents hes funny and smart everything about him AMAZING!!!!!!!! Jesse is the love of my life and the man of my dreams
Jesse is amazing
7👍 6👎
A dumbass fat piece of shit that sits on his ass all day playing fortnite and jerking off to nudes on snapchat .
Me: Hey Jesse you what to go to the movies.
Jesse: No I just got nudes on Snapchat ;) , maybe tomorrow.
12👍 14👎