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n. The juices, sauces, etc., that drip down one’s face while eating a toasty sandwich from Quizno’s.
Victor: Dude, what’s that dripping down your face?
Danny: That’s Quiz Jizz.
Victor: Man, that is so wrong.
Both: But so right.
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A small container of man juice carried in one's pocket to be thrown in an enemy's face. Can be used for self defense purposes or to defile a lesser human being.
Travis: Hey aren't you...?
Al: POCKET JIZZ! *throws pocket jizz*
Travis: Aah my eyes!
Al: Bravo 2 to base, we have successfully defiled the objective.
when you haven't jizzed for approximately 1 full week, when you do your legs buckle much like when a baby giraffe is born.
dude, i havent masturbated for a week but i finally jizzed myself last night. you should have seen it, there was so much jizz coming out of me i buckled like a jizz giraffe. it were coming out of me like creamy cable brother!
Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,
'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'
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A chick who is extra-ordinarily fuckable, a splooge sponge. These sort of chicks attract sexual attention everywhere they go and they love it!
Check out that babe, what a jizz magnet!
Hey Man, Jizz Magnet alert!
Man, I'll bang that jizz magnet!
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A poorly grown or awful looking mustache on someone who has no reason to have one, so therefore it can be assumed that their purpose in having it is to assist in the task of catching jizz so it doesn't enter their mouth after they have performed the act of oral sex. Also can be called a "JC" for short.
Friend 1: Hey Ian, that mustache is both terrible looking and completely unnecessary, why would you sacrifice your looks and integrity to have it?
Friend 2: It's obviously so I can catch jizz so it doesn't end up in my mouth after I suck some dick idiot, they call it a jizz catcher, try and keep up homo.
Example 2
Friend 1: Man check out the jizz catcher that Carlos is growing!
Friend 2: Yeah man that's crazy, I hear they are really efficient though.
Friend 1: Efficient for what?
Friend 2: Catching jizz after oral sex do it doesn't get in your mouth!
Friend1: Oh ok, makes perfect sense now.
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Prerequisite for conception: creating a child.
If she is in heat the potential for conception is high with any jizz in pussy. The increased cervical mucus action of "the pill", actually an abortifacient, is foiled, thereby relying on hostile endometrium to eject the newly conceived child in her menstrual cycle
Parenthood ought last longer.
A fucking orgasm is NOT worth the life of your child.
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