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death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

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Big fat jobby cake

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.

I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.

by jobbycake March 21, 2016

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I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

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Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022


Jobby

Jobby is defined as a job that is really a hobby because of the attitude of "why am I spending my time" doing it when I can be doing something else that is more important.

Ugh!!! Here I go again to this place that I hate. What? Where? You know my jobby.

by The original Queen Bee September 8, 2017


Jobby

A Job that’s also a Hobby. A ‘Jobby’… not to be mistaken for the Scottish term ‘Jobby’!

Hey Dan… you thought about selling your photos? Yeah man, that would be a great ‘Jobby’

by Tomley RC August 10, 2023


Jobby

A job that someone does when they don't need the money, but rather for fun or to seem like their employed friends.

Her little import business has never been profitable but it's okay because she has a huge trust fund and it's just a jobby. See trustafarian

by Iheartzombies November 24, 2010