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an inhabitant of scotland (UK only)
That bloody kilt-wearing jock...
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Arrogant pricks often found in high schools who get all the chicks and often poor grades. They are popular, and pick on the nerds.
They are the the types of people who get it all in high school but after, just end up flipping fucking burgers.
That douchebag is a real jock...
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football – no way jose, i hate jocks, and if you play football, your a jock, and right before you get into athletics, you'll tell us that you'll never change, and you'll always be our friend, n we tell you that "no, once you get into football, you'll change, b/c football does that to you" because we know that we are right and this is our last attempt to try to get you to stay in band, and you'll just say "i never follow stereotypes" but we say that this is different, and you get mad at us for "having your life planned out for you" which isnt true, were just pointing out the inevitable, and before you know it, you'll change, and you'll get your schedual changed, so you wont have any classes with us, and never talk to us band nerds again, and you'll date a cheerleader, and do drugs, and go to parties, and forget about band nerds,b/c your so wrapped up in being cool you'll be like, "losers" and shun us, and then you'll get tackeled while playing football, and you'll get paralyzed, either that or one night when you are driving home from one of those jock parties and youre all drunk and so are all of you drunk jock so called "friends" in the car, you'll crash, and your life will flash before your eyes, and when you'll be examinig your life, you'll look back and say, "if only i stayed in band with all my real friends, this would have never happened, and they would have never steered me wrong" and we'll come to your funerall and after we had cried and all that mess, we'll say a few words at your burial and those words will be "haha i told you so, you should have just stayed in band and played tuba, like all us cool people"... that's what will happen when you go from band to football. *heed the warning
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to steal, using without crediting
He jocked a graphic from our website.
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Hahahaha this is funny. All the people who were "nerds" in school just rip the "jocks" on this site.
And just for the record sport teaches you team work and how to work well woth others, people who havent played sport wouldnt understand. And social skills do help later in life, where as being un socailble does not.
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One who lacks a higher level of intellegence so she/he decided to invest their time in sport and physical activities in order to gain higher self confidence and be an alpha female or male postion. Some may result to bulling.
Guy1: Dude did you see what he manged to do at the game; He manged to kick the ball past mid field.
Guy2: I don't care about that i heard he was picking on that nerd again!
Guy1: Oww man he such a jock!
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A Manly Real Man, who deserves to be Obeyed.
male nerd:
Jock: "Gimmie your money"
male nerd willingly gives him all the money
male nerd: "Thanks Boss"
Jock flashes a cocky grin
Jock: "Atta gurl"
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