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Joke

Your face

"Wanna hear a joke?"
'Sure.'
"YOUR FACE!"

by Guy29 February 11, 2017

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A Joke

A boy who will never become a man, usually with a name like JT, who fails at all he sets out to do.

Eric: hey Caleb want to hear a joke?

Caleb: absofuckinglutly

Eric: Jt

Caleb hahahahahahaha

by Purple Monster May 13, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joke

The size of you're male genitalia.

As far as the bedroom went, Justin's size was a real joke.

by sss.meee.deeeeee. June 5, 2010

21๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


will joke

A joke involving a play on words that no one but the person who said it laughs at.

Guy: Hey Will pass the salt dude.
Will: he he i'll assualt you in a minute.
Guy: Your so fucking gay man, go kill yourself you will jokeing piece of shit.

by Lord Kenzington September 25, 2004

8๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


jokes

to say something funny

Oh Nigga you think you got jokes

by Blue man for life January 15, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joke

As you know a joke is something funny you say to someone... So I thought I would share a few jokes! These are either original ones that we all know... Or ones that we all knew that have been changed to make them even better... Here goes!

Bob: wanna hear a joke?

Steve: sure.

Bob: why did the chicken cross the playground?

(Silence)

To get to the other slide!!

Steve: nice! Let hear another.

Bob: what did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

(Silence)

I look Gouda

Steve: lol

by Emo MCR lover August 24, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joking

Code-word for alcohol consumption.

"You coming out joking tonight?"

by ash13 March 9, 2009

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