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To strike someone in the genitals with a hand, foot, or object(s).
Oh man, I can't believe Fred hit Sheldon with a junk shot to open up the fight.
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A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.
I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!
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Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?
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Two men who have had their genitalia touched by the same masseuse.
A: She gave you a table shower after your massage? Me too!
B: That makes us junk brothers.
When fellatio is given by a highly inebriated woman who then, as the man is finishing, proceeds to vomit, or "blow chunks," on her partner's penis and testicles, i.e. junk.
Man 1: Duuuuuuuude. Sally totally gave Mike junk chunks last night. She was so wasted.
Man 2: Dope.
the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.
I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.
Junk (aka man's penis) that is both long as well as thick in girth.
Damn, you've got huge junk! I mean its not scary big porno dick, but WOW. You packin'!