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To strike someone in the genitals with a hand, foot, or object(s).
Oh man, I can't believe Fred hit Sheldon with a junk shot to open up the fight.
A cheesy, foul-smelling paste produced by a chronically unwashed vagina. Frequently, it will collect around the vulva where it waits to ambush the unsuspecting when panties are removed in anticipation of (usually oral)intercourse. Twat junk is commonly associated with various infections of the cunt and invariably forms pasty little pellets that may adhere to the labia or collect in the undergarments.
I hope Neil used a gasmask when he went down on Darlene. That girl's twat junk is just plain noxious!
Hey Brett, no one really wants to see Junk Mail photos of your JUNK, okay idiot?
A sexless relationship going nowhere. Often nearly impossible to get out of.
Jim: "Dude, Andy is definitely not getting any from Annie. She's a total tease."
Joey: "Yeah. He's in a total junk trap."
The act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person's face.
Ray smelled the powder on my balls after I shoulder-junked him at his desk.
Two men who have had their genitalia touched by the same masseuse.
A: She gave you a table shower after your massage? Me too!
B: That makes us junk brothers.
the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.
I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.