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Karis is the type of bitch to pick a fight for no reason. She’s irrelevant as hell but seems to think everyone knows her (they definitely don’t). Karis is ghetto as fuck and thinks she’s black even though she look like a ghost. This hoe has never been anywhere near the hood but seems to think shes living in it. She does her “edges” with gel that makes her face crusty. Karis is all talk. She’ll say “watch dis ima rock her shit” and then throw a weak ass hit and miss (yeah i watched it happen shit was funny as hell). Karis is the most ratchet bitch you’ll ever meet. She spits when she talks and smells fishy. She probably hasn’t showered in four months considering the amount of crust in her hair. Karis spreads her legs for anyone but they never come back for more because she has a stinky coochie. Some people might call her a stank ass hoe. She wears crop tops regularly and lets her rolls hang out with her crooked ass belly button piercing showing. She thinks her ass and titties are fat but it’s only because the rest of her is also fat. Her pointy ass chin makes her look like an elf. Karis pointer is a synonym for white trash. If you ever meet Karis Pointer, run like hell in the opposite direction (but kick her in the coochie first).
“Oh my god you fucked Karis pointer too??”
“Yeah that bitch coochie looks like dry roast beef yet somehow stunk like fish. She smell dirty as fuck.”
“I know right! I hate Karis pointer.”
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“Did you see Karis pointer try to hit that girl?”
“Yeah she missed by a foot! Pathetic as hell.”
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a couple who are completely annoying and have broken up mulitple times, but gotten back together within an hour of the break up. The male figure here, (if you can call him a male), is Colby, who thinks that he is a badass motherfucker. He is one of those people who will say the overused phrase: Your mom to anything, (If you do not know what "your mom" is, then look it up on this site. I am sure that you will find plenty of entries on it). He also snowboards, which is not a bad thing unless you try and hit everything possible, don't make it half of the time, and brag about things that he makes up. Colby is a Cal Butler for lack of any other words to use. If you also do not know the definition for a "Cal Butler" look it up. You will not find as many entries, but it will clarify for you exactly what a Cal Butler is.
Colby sucks a giant cock and chokes on his roomate's shit
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Hari Kari is the Norwegian version of the ever so famous Hara-kiri, mostly practised in Japanese regions.
Hari Kari is practised with a cheese slicer, or preferably a binder (both are Norwegian inventions). You stick the device in your stomach to commit suicide when you are tired of all the polar bears running around in the streets, and wearing woolen socks in the winter. When using binders, be sure to poke around thouroughly as it might take some time if you poke only once. For cheese slicer users, slice several times.
Ola Nordmann ran into so many polar bears, that he on day decided to commit Hari Kari on the spot.
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1 . Sembang is simply means talking , Kari it means an indian dish
2 Sembang + Kari = Sembang Kari , this means someone bragging about something that is not true .
1 . Hassan : I can get 15 or 20 Kill with one shot in PUBG you know
Amir : Shut Up , that's Sembang Kari
Hassan : *Laugh*
2. Hassan : He told me that he's going to come to work today
Amir : *Laugh* that guy was only Sembang Kari
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To impale one's self through the stomach, next to the spine, and to finish by pulling the blade through your side, therefore cutting off your main "chi" or energy channel. The purpose of which is to kill yourself with no hope of surviving.
See "Chi".
Derek commited hari-kari.
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she loves dianer o'damewoody. and sucks at many things, including but not limited to: pronouncing the word "cat" (cuh--ahhhh---T), concentrating, rerigion, keeping eye contact during long and uninteresting stories, telling boys she likes them to their face as opposed to secret messages and backhanded tricks, the philosophy of cunt, keeping her hands off other people's peanut butter, shutting the door forever after inviting squirrels inside, and talking about ghonorrea on the T. despite her many faults, kari june has a keen talent for glamour bombing and getting accidentally hypnotized at school assemblies. she looks forward to many more swell nights of being an eatbeast with d.damewood.
Kari, this thing is a hoot! GOD your lucky...!
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