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A L-kart is a big adult petal kart but instead of pedals it’s has a huge motor in the front for example it would have a 2JZ engine on the front or something like a ninja H2R on the front basicly making tons of power and it being fast as fuck
max: yo look it’s the local L-kart
Dan: damn what’s that thing got on it like a HondaCBR1000RR engine
A Kart that is bought for no reason what so ever besides it being green
dude I just passed that EOS Kart, he must not know what he is doing with that cheese kart
When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)
Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.
PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.
PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Gavin: "We should do that again."
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.
Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart
The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.
Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.
When you use karts online and everyone targets you.
When I go on CTWW I get screwed over by kart luck.