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human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else
johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!
jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!
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A woman or man who takes care of thier kids. A faithful a good person who takes care of the family.
I love women like her. She's a real Shop Keeper.
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See description in mahout.
There are many elephant-keepers in southern Asia.
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That person that sends you a senseless message after having a text-message conversation that is over so that you reply and he/she gets to keep the "last" message and not reply again (especially done by women)
M: so, I'll pick you up tomorrow at 8 pm, ok?
W: Sure, I'll be looking forward to it. Oh, by the way, how did you do on that Genetics exam?
M: I think I did good, what about you?
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W talking with a (female) friend: "You always have to be the last text keeper, that keeps him interested in you and knowing you are hard to get"
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This is the best friend of the 21st birthday girl. She is in charge of organizing the the shot book and getting it ready in time for the bday celebration. She is essentially the sober bitch on the night of the party as she keeps track of who is buying the shots, making sure a picture is taken of each shot, that her drunken friend signs each pape, drinks water alternately, and makes it to 21 no matter what frat guys are trying to get down her pants.
What a horrible shot book keeper she didn't even have a spare marker on her, Guys get me your pages i don't want to be the shot book keeper who's gluing pages at dinner, Her shot book keeper was such a bitch last night, Thanks for being my shot book keeper!, The shot book keeper won't let buy her a shot yet!
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A person or group of person(s) that play professional football in the city of Cleveland, Ohio.
The Cleveland Browns can't ever seem to get their shit together, they are a Trapper Keeper of Sadness
When a trifling psycho bitch goes and gets pregnant by some random dude and then lie to the poor bastard that's trying to ditch her ass just so he sticks around. If you were born by this crazy ho, sadly you are a trapper keeper baby. If you are a trapper keeper baby, then thank and worship Maury Povich for exposing bat shit crazy broads like your mother.
I knew I was a trapper keeper baby when my mom told me she gets syndication checks from being a consistent guest on Maury Povich.