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Kirk Weiler

He's an absolute legend and can not be outdone. He teaches math at an extreme level. He can and will end your math career.

Bro have you seen Kirk Weiler's newest video?
Yeah bro he's such a chad

by Slingshothappy September 10, 2020


Alejandro Kirk

A god amongst men. Alejandro Kirk will soon be recognise as one of the best catchers of all time. The sheer speed and athleticism of this man is ground breaking for the human race.

That guy is almost as fast as Alejandro Kirk.

by KingNation120 May 19, 2022


captain kirk

William Shatners role on the legendary original series Star Trek. The Captain never failed at anything, always got the girl (even when she had blue skin) and was the only starfleet cadet to ever beat the Kibiyoshi Maru (by cheating), a simulation designed to test how a cadet responds to failure. He's famous for dramatic pauses, which Shatner is also famous for. Was promoted to Admiral in the course of the Star Trek movies, but then demoted back to captain in a later Star Trek movie.

but Spock.........................................................................................why?

by Alfie The Horndog August 19, 2005

420๐Ÿ‘ 214๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kirk Hammet

Kirk Hammet is the guitarist for metallica, but the act of pulling a Kirk Hammet refers to playing very fast pentatonic scales with a wah wah pedal over and over again instead of using your talent to actually play.

Guy 1 "Bro what are you doing man? that guitar solo sounded like shit"

Guy 2 "Brah what are you talking about, I couldn't come up with anything so I just Kirk Hammeted."

by Katzmanbaby April 22, 2010

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kirk out

To be so extremely pissed off at a situation or person that you can only talk in short chopped sentences like Captain Kirk from Star Trek.

Man, I am having such a bad day, I am going to Kirk Out and stab someone!

by Tommy Conant April 20, 2006

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Captain Kirk

1. Someone (usually a man) that spends most of his money on a gold digging woman.

2. Someone (usually a man) that lets a woman walk all over him by letting her take his car, pays her bills, takes care of her kids while she goes out, and any number of things that would constitute trying to "save" a woman from her apparent downtrodden position in life.

3. A song by Master P on the 1997 Ghetto D album

Your crew: Hey man, you want to go hit up the music store?
You: Naa man, i'm broke
Your crew: Thats because you're too busy trying to save a hoe with your captain kirk ass

by Nkd K3v August 14, 2011

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Kirk Hammett

what words are there to not describe kirk as one of the greatest guitarist of all time? Kirk has lightining fast fingers, and the solos he does astounds everyone (guitarists and non-guitarists alike). Starting at 15, he had a fender in '78, then wanting to get a Gibson Flying V ('84). He wanted that Gibson so bad he took shifts at Burger King to pay for it.
Then in April of 1983, Kirk received a call from Metallica because they were firing Dave Mustaine. So Kirk got his money and left California for the first time to arrive at New York. He auditioned and thus began Kirk's career as lead guitar in Metallica.

Kirk Hammett's solos will blow your fucking head due to sheer amazment.

by Hammett-Rules July 23, 2006

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