pee-knocker

a mythical item used on cold days when you are outside taking a leak and the piss freezes mid-stream.

You gotta knock the frozen piss off before you can continue your business.

It was so cold this morning I thought I was going to need a pee-knocker after I took my morning whiz.

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Butt knocker

Adj.

A man or women who has tons of buttsex

Shut up butt knocker! Go find another victim

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Knee Knocker

Knee Knocker is a type of weapon that is shorter than a baseball bat, but long enough to swing at someone's knees. A Knee Knocker will be short enough to be portable, but long enough to reach at the knees of someone and possibly break their legs, if swung hard enough.

Often times, you'll see this being used as a self defense weapon and being at a fixed length. You can find telescoping ones and even some that can be specially designed to impact with the most amount of energy.

This person came up to me and I decided to use my Knee Knocker to knock their knees out.

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Honky Knocker

a motion and attitude used to mock someone. Usually involves making a goofy ass face and bobbing your head around.

He looked at Dave, Dave bent down and gave him the dirtiest Honky Knocker I have ever seen.

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Nigger Knocker

Any small bat, such as a T-Ball bat or similar device one keeps in their car, or carries on their person for self defense.
Can also be a sturdy stick, a pole, or any device which would serve the same purpose, to whump someone upside the head if needed.

Bro, you sure you want to be driving in this neighborhood?
Don't worry, I got my nigger knocker on the side of the seat here.

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big knockers

Used to describe boob size if there big

Ohh Diane's got some big knockers

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Dildo Knocker

1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.

2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.

"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."

"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."

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