A red headed bitch with herpes, who wont tell you she has it. She will also steal your money and say a baby's yours when its really not.
Concerned Friend: "Man that bitch pulled a Kristy G on you".
Guy: Yeah, man I gotta go get checked and a DNA test. DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....
Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."
Beware of Kristy DeLauder on Thanksgiving. She will take ALL the noodles for herself.