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A fried food item made from sheep balls. Sometimes referred to as Sheep Fries or, partly erroneously, Rocky Mountain Oysters/Mountain Oysters. Popular among farmers who have nothing better to do with piles of testicles from neutered domestic lambs. Featured in the Chevy Chase film "Funny Farm" and in the Discovery Channel television show Dirty Jobs.
How to make:
1. Invert lamb
2. Make small incision in scrot
3. Use front teeth to squeeze balls from scrot (think of squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out or popping a candy from it's wrapper) and subsequently rip them out. Teeth method preferred because it leaves hands free to secure lamb.
4. Wash balls thoroughly
5. Boil until tender (30 to 45 minutes)
6. Roll balls in batter of your choice or roll in egg then bread crumbs
7. Heat about 3/4 inch of vegetable oil to 370 degrees in frying pan
8. Fry until light brown
9. Let cool on a wire rack until ready to consume
Guy: Hey man, you've gotta try these Lamb Fry things I got from my cousin, they're super fire!
Dude: Those are sheep balls, dipshit. I'm not eating those.
Guy: SICK! *guy heaves up lamb fries*
Note: A lamb fry is a rocky mountain oyster but a rocky mountain oyster is not necessarily a lamb fry.
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* Jesus role as a sacrificial lamb atoning for the sins of man
* Christians are saved by Christ as their true paschal lamb
* A Non-Christian American Heavy Metal Band formed in 1990 in Richmond Virginia, made of vocalist Randy Blythe, guitarists Mark Morton and Willie Adler, bassist John Campbell, and drummer Chris Adler and is today one of the leaders of the New Wave of American Heavy Metal.
(Formally known as Burn the Priest-(1994-1999)
"O Lamb of God, that takes away the sins of the world, have mercy upon us" - John 1: 29"
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One of the greatest bands to come around in a long, long time. Simple. Randy Blythe, the frontman, is god.
Lamb of God ARE god.
As the Palaces Burn & Ashes of the Wake... get them.
fear, pain, hatred, power....
this is the art of RUIN.
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One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump.
If you say you like metal, but don't like Lamb of God, you're a fuckin' fag and a goddamn liar.
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Insane band that kicks the asshole really hard. Formerly known as Burn The Priest. Could be mistaken at first as a christian band, but is really the opposite, and is better than Jesus in every way.
eat my cockslacdsaf
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i smoked a bowl of that lamb's breath and i think i died and went to heaven.
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Without a doubt, possibly the coolest Metalcore band to ever hit the planet. To anyone that calls themselves a metalhead, you're not a metalhead until you get a taste of their stuff.
Because of the name, some people may think L.O.G. is a christan band, but they're the exact opposite.
The Blood's On The Wall,
So You Might As Well Just Admit It.
And Bleach Out The Stains,
Commit To Forgetting It.
You're Better Off Empty And Blank,
Then Left With A Single Pathetic Trace Of This.
--Lamb Of God - Laid To Rest--
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