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Man 1: Did your play TRL
Man2:Yeah that chick Lara Croft is hot
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Lara croft "star" of tomb raider seen as the perfect woman by some (nerds), she has brown hair, big lips, big hips and big tits. Notable in her sex noises as she jumps, climbs etc. usually seen in a green top and brown shorts with boots. She is a grave robber, somewhat like indiana jones.
"oooh ahhh ooooooooo"
-whats that?
-just lara climbing a wall
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The alter ego of cara when she is acting ultra fab, drunk, slutty, or even professional.
"Damn her inner lara spencer came out tonight!"
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Lara Croft, played by sexual deviant, Angelina Jolie, is the biggest Mary Sue in movies today, besides Uma Therman in the Kill Bill movies.
Person #1: Did you see that scene where Lara Croft gives the shark an imperiously disdainful look and then punches it in the noes?
Person #2: Yep *bored voice* it was one of her stellar Mary Sue moments.
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A girl who pretends to be innocent but masturbates all day and night
She's such a dirty Larae!"
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The most badass female character ever who has bigger balls than most millennials nowadays. She’s badass, athletic, and smoking hot.
The best actress to play Lara Croft is Alicia Vikander.
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