late o'clock

The time of day when you find yourself wondering how it got so late ... and then realize you've been having sex all morning/afternoon/night/week.

"Oh my God, that felt so good."
"Yeah, but we got santorum everywhere."
"Mm, what time is it? ... Holy Crap! It's late o'clock."

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i'm late

the single most terrifying pair of words any man can ever hear. Resulting in having convince the women to go to the abortion clinic

man - hey babe how are you doing?
women - i'm late
man - F#*&(&* Christ!

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re-late

when you are just beyond late. it is not even close to fashionably late.

joe:yo man, you are re-late
fred:really?
joe:yea, the party started 3 hours ago

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late o'clock

noun--It sounds like eight o'clock, but it is definitely much later. Like 3 or 4 in the morning late.

"Oh fuck! It's already late o'clock and I still haven't eaten supper."

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Late Ice

The act of calling time out right before the place kicker attempts a field goal. Usually right before a game winning Kick. Late Ice was invented by Mike Shanahan and everyone knows that it is impossible to Late Ice one of Shanahan's own. Also that it is a penalty to Late Ice the kicker twice in a row.

Late Ice can also be used when your getting head and your girlfriend comes up for a quick breath but you blast anyways.

Dude Shanhan is such an asshole for late icing that kicker last night.

Last night my girlfriend late iced and i blasted it all over her face.

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Late dinner

A phrase used to describe why you are late for anything (like work, breakfast with a friend, etc.), but is actually a cover for consuming far too much/too many things that fucked you up beforehand. Also related to early breakfast or brunch, long lunch, etc.

I'm really sorry to be late, but I had a late dinner with moms last night.
Sorry I'm late for our date, but I had a late lunch that fucked up my whole schedule up.

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Late Load

When a truck driver offers a sexual favor for a Late Load. Usually happens within the forestry sector on Planned lumber

Jason can I get a Late load tonight "Driver slowly grabs and squeezes thigh"

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