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When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.
This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.
When you live in an apartment building, and don’t trust your neighbors, so you have to stay near the machines while you’re doing laundry. Typically laundry campers bring their own chair, battery-powered radio, and drink.
All my clothes are dirty, so I’ll be in laundry camp for the next few hours.
When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.
I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.
I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.
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reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"
"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"
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"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"
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