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Zane Lawrence is a god from Leviticus, created by the eternal gods Gregory and Mallory Lawrence, it is said those born a pure heart will encounter Zane Lawrence and be blessed with good health and riches
I pray to Zane Lawrence before bed
An absolute gigachad of a band director. This man plays saxophone, piano, and likes taking long walks on the beach of skulls. His signature move is yelling at trumpets and people who smash windows
Mr Lawrence tore my spine out after I accidentally broke a chair
The best damn gigachad of band director. His main profession is ripping the souls from the misbehaving students in class. He is also the resident band dad
Mr Lawrence ripped my soul out after I accidentally broke a window
And evil takes a human form in Lawrence Who. Don't be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that.
He's the queen bee. The star.
Lawrence Who... How do I even begin to explain Lawrence Who?
Lawrence Who is flawless.
He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
His favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time, he met John Stamos on a plane.
And he told him he was pretty.
One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Jennifer Lawrence is an actress. She's funny and had acted in The Hunger Games and more.
Jennifer Lawrence: So I'm not allowed to say the F-word.
Random Man: Nope
Jennifer Lawrence: Not even once?
Random Man: Well, maybe once...
Jennifer Lawrence: Well let's get this f*cking show on the road!
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Lawrence's are well known for their fine, sexy, cute, handsome, irresistible qualities. They tend to have gentlemen like qualities and are always looking so fresh and so clean when around their girlfriend. These men are also known for their killer dimples, their amazing kissies and satisfying the girlfriend they love (girlfriends name usually is veronica)
Man walks by...
Girls: damnnnnn
Girl #1: did you see him?
Girl #2: mhmm
Girl #1: that man MUST be a Lawrence Evans
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