The lax bro uniform, or dress code guidelines are as follows:
1) Headwear: Trucker hats, backwards college hats, goofy winter hats, (ie puff balls and ear flaps)
2) Hair: the longer the better, the wavier the better (wavy lettuce out the backside of helmet or cap)
3) Shirts: Polos, youth league T's, Pinnies, or Skins
4) Shorts: Plaid/Madras, seersucker, long team shorts
5) Footwear: Rainbow, Reefs, Turf shoes with high black socks
6) Accessories: hemp bracelets/necklace, shooting string or sidewall lace bracelets, Ray-ban, Arnetts, or Oakley shades, Lax themed tattoos (ie crossed sticks on calf)
My brother Eric, also known as "MEAT" is a sweet lax bro. He's been drinking lots of Keystone light in his sweet Ursinus hat, blonde hair, sweet lax pinney, Madras, and Rainbows.
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This is a TYPICAL lax girl:
~Plays lax OF COURSE!
~Usually intelligent
~In shape(great body)
~Plays another sport
~Wears high socks, black or white
~Pretty (MOST of the time)
~Outside of practice or games wears either:
Preppy Cute: Abercrombie, Holllister, American Eagle. Plaid, shorts, skinny jeans, flats,converse, Sperry's
Total Obvious Lax'a: Team practice jersey, Sperry's with high black socks or white, shorts above the knee, with hair in a bun,ponytail,or ponytail braid.
~Like myself, loves a gentlemen, chivalrous man who is also an athlete.
~Outside of laxin' is a good dresser
~Supports their school
~Is really good with guys, kinda flirty but chill
She's totally a lax girl
She eats, sleeps, and laxz
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When you take too many laxatives, and you get bad diarrhea for a few to several days. Commonly occurs after laxative pranks.
My girlfriend put a a bunch of laxatives in my food, and now I have laxative diarrhea
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how you feel the day after a lacrosse game, sore (bruises, cuts) and tired as hell
yeah i have a lax hangover, im not feeling to good today
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Unbelieveable. Highly skilled with amazing speed, agility, and toughness. Four state titles in five years, enough said. Even if they did go west they're number 7 in the nation. Though some are arrogant(Nixon and Quinzani carry the team and some think they are the shit at lax), they still have All-Americans Fuchs, Casey, and Schnibbe. Next year they won't be as good, but they'll still dominate the state because it's Duxbury. Get over it. Duxbury dominates in MA lax. GET UP!
Some team from MA lax coach: Alright let's just try to stay somewhat close to Duxbury.
*they lose, miserably*
coach: well, it was Duxbury lax let's just go home and do whatever we do in our ghetto town
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Those whose life is consumed by lacrosse or lax. There many levels to becoming a lax rat.
1. Mini Laxers
2. One Hand Laxer (cause you can only go with one hand)
3. Extreme Laxer
4. Sweet Lax Laxer
5. LAX RAT
Greg Cohen and Mike Powell are lax rats. John Gagliardi is not.
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noun-someone who based on outside appearance looks as if they would be nasty at the sport of lacrosse (meaning they have the proper flow, wear rainbows, stunner shades, and in some occasions sport a fake tan.) But for some unknown reason can not play the greatest sport known to man to save his life.
lax bro 1- Did you see that kid miss a wide open goal?
lax bro 2- Yeah Brah, he is a total lax scrub.
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