Crusty leaf

Dried spermatic liquid on the perimeter of the oral feature.

"Jesus Christ David! You gave me a crusty leaf you bloody crumpet!"

-Quan

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nissan leaf

The sexiest hotrod car of all time.

Ex. Have you seen the Zayd-mobile? It's a Nissan leaf

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Leaf fan

See: Masochist. That's really the only way to define it honestly.

I'm going to burn myself, pull out my fingernails, and then watch the Leafs. Oooh, how I love the delightful pain of being a Leaf Fan!!!

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Leaf turner

When you call someone a leaf turner, you are basically saying f*** off or a**hole. -m,g

Hey Jenny, LEAFTURNER!!! defining "leaf turner"

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Leaf Lard

Descriptive term for salad dressing.

Hey Kevin, you have any other leaf lard besides this Ranch crap?

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Gay leaf

Anyone that is closeted or believes you cant be 100% heterosexual. Usually spends time with their significant other while day dreaming about the opposite sex destroying their privates like a commercial whaling boat.

Man i was hanging out with my girlfriend last night. I kept thinking about johns massive meat tearing apart my butt cheeks. Im such a gay leaf.

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leaf of sparrow

Utterances/Non-sensical jargon one may state while under the influence of Ketamine

Why is a chicken food? Why is not like...leaf of sparrow...?