administrative leave

when you lose your job (are asked to leave) but still get paid, probably because the company might not be able to legally fire you

The guard who caused all the bad publicity for Airport X by temporary leaving his post has been placed on administrative leave while they investigate the situation.

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I'm leaving

Something someone says when they want attention.

I hate this place and I'm leaving.

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Leave a piss

To urinate. Taken from "hey man im going to go take a piss." Noone actually takes it, they leave it.

"Hey man im going to go leave a piss"

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French leave

Going AWOL, Desertion, etc.

"Zut alors! Où sont les militaires allés?"
"Ils ont pris, comme les Anglais disent, <<French Leave>>, quand ils ont entendu les gun-shots!"
"Hmm, comme d'habitude!" (Shrug of gallic insouciance).

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leave ons

high healed shoes left on during sex.

Hey check out the one in the come fuck me pumps.
Nice. But I've got my eye on the girl with the leave ons.

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emo leave

To leave without saying goodbye, esp. while generally being emo.

Wait, when did Rob leave?
I have no idea, he just emo left.

Hey, next time tell us when you're going... don't just emo leave.

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Tea leaves

What poor people smoke instead of weed

Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?

Stoner: I need some tea leaves

Bystander: that's screwed up man

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