Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

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Legally skilled

Noun or verb- Someone that is acting like they are on the spectrum or retarded in general

*you grab Cade’s colored pencils
“You tell him that will be twenty cents”
He yells at you retardedly
Someone watching would say : Wow look Cade is legally skilled!

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Legal Eagle

Somebody who makes 100% sure that the person they are attracted to is over the age 18 before progressing further.

'Kevin's being a real Legal Eagle tonight'

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legal drugs

a drug which is usually more harmful for you than illegal drugs.

Legal Drugs Include:

Alcohol: worse than heroin- this legal drug, over time will destroy your personality and who you used to be, commonly, you lose your friends, family and brain to this drug.

Zanax: (in large doeses of course) Makes you a social hermit and causes cognitive disfunctioning even after effects wear off. make sure you dont take this drug too often.

Legal Bud: well, you mine as well just throw your money out the window or wipe your ass if you think about buying legal bud.

...The list goes on and on and on but time doesnt so... remember... legal drugs are DANGEROUS!

Kid 1: Hey dude! lets take some legal drugs like benadryl or nutmeg and get really fucked up!
Kid 2: Yeah man! i love not knowing if im in reality, and i loveee stomach aches and the shits!
Kid 1: Or we could smoke that legal herb i bought over the internet, that stuff gets me soooo baked!

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legal loli

weeb type of excuse to pedophilia

weaboo: she's legal, she only looks like a 11 year old
me: no legal lolis
you fucking degenerate

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Legal Eagle

The most amazing type of eagle. One that has a knowledge (although sometimes very basic) of the legal system. They party very hard

Wow I wish I was a Legal Eagle

Look at that crew... They're really cool... They must be Legal Eagles...

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Legal Whore

An attorney - male or female - who will do absolutely anything for money, regardless of the moral, ethical, or legal implications.

Hartford attorney Marcia Mockley is a true legal whore; she represented a client and also provided sexual services to that client in exchange for money.